好汉三条半
年份:1998
地区:中国大陆
类型:喜剧 喜剧片
主演:陈佩斯 温兆伦 吴辰君 刘金山 李琦 梁天
导演:许同均
剧情介绍: 前坦克部队退伍兵王大富(陈佩斯 饰)白手起家,辛苦创业,打造出集健身娱乐于一体的“普罗米修斯”健身康乐城。事业小有成就的他婚姻生活却红灯高照,他恋上自己的女秘书朱颖(吴辰君 饰),只可惜落花有意,流水无情。大富此前投入大笔资金和精力开发健身马,与此同时,朱颖的哥哥朱明(温兆伦 饰)也打算开发出比健身马功能更多的健身牛。苦于资金短缺,朱明拜托妹妹假借“胡彬”的名义向大富借钱。为了赢得美人放心,大富慷慨掏出五十万。 不久,一纸坦克预备役训练的通知到来,大富和朱明不得不放下手中的事务来到部队,在魔鬼教官老赵(李琦 饰)的呵斥下拼命训练。健身器材攻关在即,两人瞅准一切机会与外界联系,更稀里糊涂地为对方支招,由此闹出一连串的笑话……
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